Whoa! I updated!With all the free time I've been writing at a nearly ridiculous level; just random scripts and stuff mostly, but I like to think its a pretty good exercise for me at any rate. Keeps me in practice, yeah?
I'll be posting a bunch of them up here, I think, random as they are. And yes, I realize that its weird to post a comic script without drawing out the comic, but my drawing sucks so there you go.
Distracted
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-Many who live deserve death, but some who die deserve life.-
"The world is MINE
-MSO
"Jesus loves you. Why doesn't the government?"
- Dan Halen, Squidbillies (A Sober Sunday)
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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I am Jack's COMPLETE lack of surprise...
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved
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I am Jack's COMPLETE lack of surprise...
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Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
XD
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I am Jack's COMPLETE lack of surprise...
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Here i go once agian with the emails, every week i hope one's from a female.......
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I am Jack's COMPLETE lack of surprise...
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Lust and hot showers go hand in hand. Both are steamy and both can have another experiencing it with you.
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Lust and hot showers go hand in hand. Both are steamy and both can have another experiencing it with you.
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I dug up Einstien's bones and made him say I'm sorry for that weakass theory of relativity. Because, mc2 = me, see?
I liquified E.T. and Alf and drank of their plasma. I'm the mother fucker who gave Darth Vader asthma.
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